Lie

I don't consider grapes the FREE PRODUCE part of every grocery store.

Not 100%

I am not "100% convinced" that Google is really Skynet in its early stages, thinly-disguised.

I Would Never

I would never consider dating a leprechaun.

I Don't

I don't conscientiously send Richard Dawkins a Christmas card every year.

I Would Never

I would never eat "panda tenderloin" if someone offered it to me.

I Would Not

I would not eat "Kentucky fried rat" if K.F.C. offered it for sale.

I Do Not

I do not "pour salt in wounds." I use salt substitute.